Liam and I are in the bathroom and he sees me take the band-aids out of the medicine cabinet
Liam: I don't want a band-aid
Molly: It's for me, I have a cut
Liam: Are you hurt??
Molly: Yes, I cut my finger grating cheese
Liam: GRATING CHEESE WE'RE DOOMED!And the bird jokes are back:
Liam: how do birds fly?
Molly: how?
Liam:by....winging it!
Molly: that is awesome.
Liam: how do sharks swim?
Molly: how?
Liam: In...the....water?
Molly: Well, that's true
Liam: How do bears growl?
Molly: how?
Liam: RAWR!
Molly: again, good job son. we need to teach you another joke though....what do zombie cows eat?
Liam: what?
Molly: graaaaains...
Liam: GRAYS!!
Well, it works for me.
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