Quotes from a 4 year old

Molly "You have to wear a belt"

Liam "No I don't want to wear a belt"

Molly "Well your pants are gonna fall down unless you wear one. Your family is skinny and we all wear belts. Mamma wears a belt, your dad wears a belt, your papa wears a belt"

Liam "Papa isn't skinny so he wears....2 belts!"

Molly "Whatever you say, man"

He introduced me to a girl in his preschool class. "Hi kid! This is my best friend mom"

He also told me recently that kangaroos eat sharks.

PS. baby in utero is doing good. He rolls over and kicks all the time.